1. My computer worked fine until YOU fixed it.
2. Did you erase EVERYTHING ?
3. I can’t pay you for a couple of weeks.
4. Hey! come on over this weekend for a barbecue and by-the-way can you take a look at my computer…?I think it might have a virus.
5. I think my nephew was looking at porn and that must be where I got that virus.
6. I’m not computer literate.
7. I know your busy but I only have one quick question.
8. Gosh, you’re really smart where did you learn all that stuff.
9. I know if you were here you could fix it really fast.
10. $20 dollars seems kinda high! Your were only here for 10 minutes!